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PostSubject: You know what I realized?   Fri 13 Oct 19:12

I cannot control myself when I hear someone with an Irish accent. My friend decided to play with me today and started speaking with one and I nearly RAPED him! Literally. I mean I threw him against a telephone poll and started nuzzling his neck and I don't know...I just snapped. I never knew I was that vulnerable to them...

Do any of you guys have little weird turn ons that you can't control? (or "fuck spots" as we call them)
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sat 14 Oct 11:05

xD


I dunno. Not really. There IS the whole "Jerk Diesease" thing tho'. Uncontrollably attracted to jerks.
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sat 14 Oct 19:27

ImAProudLemcheLover wrote:
I cannot control myself when I hear someone with an Irish accent. My friend decided to play with me today and started speaking with one and I nearly RAPED him! Literally. I mean I threw him against a telephone poll and started nuzzling his neck and I don't know...I just snapped. I never knew I was that vulnerable to them...

Do any of you guys have little weird turn ons that you can't control? (or "fuck spots" as we call them)

Yeah mine is that purr thing.. My hubby purrs in my ear...

I have a leather fetish.. but I don't do that to everyone who wears it..
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 2:02

Yeah...I'm a bit of a masochist myself and he has this hobby of smacking my ass REALLY hard and well...I don't NOT enjoy it lol. too bad he's gay and celebate...god dammit! why?!?! But he is very flirty. It's confusing...He also likes to play footsie with me and he rubs his foot up my leg and I'm going to stop now because this is too much information and it's even starting to get to me lol.
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 7:01

Longish hair. Like, if any guy's hair is longer than normal, I flip...XDD And wanna play with it.
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PostSubject: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 7:42

Last year I had the "guys with long hair" thing, but this year, I'm like, "Whatever" I can't really think of anything that I freak out on. Well, there is Jaime, but he is my boyfriend, so that's normal.
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 8:49

I've never liked long hair. it just looks too much like a girl to me. (I am the straightest woman you will ever meet lol.) I just tend to go after the guy I can't get. It's really sad because I turn down a lot of guys because I get hooked on a certain one and make him my project. I don't think I'd try anything with this friend though even though I do have a small crush on him because A) I realize I can't change him and B) I don't want to jeapordize our friendshp which is really strong.

I swear to God though, if I ever meet a guy with a real Irish accent, he will not get away from me. I will freakin' stalk his ass til he proposes. ok, not really, but I would be trying to molest him daily.
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 17:05

By long I mean long-er than normal. Not like, girl's long hair. =p Shaggehness is good. XD
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 18:52

ohhhhh! lol ok, I agree then Very Happy He has to know how to wear it though. some guys let it grow longer and then they'll come to class with huge duck butts and it's just not pretty lol
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 18:57

What if he had long hair & an Irish accent?? hehehe

I love long hair on guys some guys have better hair then girls & it's so unfair..

What the hell is a duck butt?
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 19:06

lol hair can be cut so I'll take the long haired irishman!

and a duck butt is a word I learned today (I usually use cow lick) and it's when someone's hair sticks up at weird angles and resembles a duck butt or your hair after it's been licked by a cow!
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 19:09

ImAProudLemcheLover wrote:
lol hair can be cut so I'll take the long haired irishman!

and a duck butt is a word I learned today (I usually use cow lick) and it's when someone's hair sticks up at weird angles and resembles a duck butt or your hair after it's been licked by a cow!

OHHH I have one of those in my fringe.. it's so annoying I try to control it but it has a mind of it's own..
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Sun 15 Oct 19:12

I have an eyelash that does it. Needless t say I drown it with mascara
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Mon 16 Oct 5:07

Mascara is good..xDD But one time, it and the eyeliner stain'd PiNKiE's eyes. O_o Did that to me too, just not as bad.
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Fri 8 Dec 12:38

mibe would have to be hands...if a guy im into touches me with his intire hand i must grab it and hold it.... its rather oquward most of the time...lol

i LOVE long long hair....my boyfriends has hair longer than mine! its sooooo pretty.!
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PostSubject: Re: You know what I realized?   Fri 8 Dec 14:05

xDDDD Yes~ XD I have issues with hair.


OMG, THAT REMINDS ME OF NANA!! XD

" I wish Hachi gets a boyfriend. One with long hair!!! =DDDD -Nana"

xDDDDDD
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